Yep everyone has done it, wolfing down gallons of ice cream and stuffing their faces while playing that new game and finishing that awesome series (Hello Lucifer!). But then again adulting calls and we can’t have you looking like a 3-year-old who is just learning how to eat. So here are my tried and tested foods that you can chow on your next episode of becoming a human potato.
1. POTATO CHIPS
Ah yes the classic. Who doesn’t love the crispy salty-licious crunchy savory goodness known as the potato chips. It can be eaten by itself or dipped on some sinful cheese or sour cream madness.
NO MESS COUNTER: 4 stars
It is easy to chew, no drips and light. It will make your fingers greasy though, but no worries licking your fingers if you’re a warrior will do the trick or you can use some wet wipes if you abhor peasantry.
2. PIZZA
Dial that hotline and order some sh*t. This food is filling and will give you the calories to finish that grind. Level cap here we go! But say hello to those flabs as well.
NO MESS COUNTER: 3 stars
Adding that hot sauce is the only hurdle here, you wouldn’t want some of that stuff on your
keyboard or controller. The greasy hands are an issue as well but some napkins will do the trick.
3. CEREAL
What is some breakfast doing here? Welp if you are Hardcore the why not start your day with some good ol gaming fun or continue that series marathon, and while you are at it eat your breakfast there too. Welcome to the world of debauchery.
NO MESS COUNTER: 4 stars
This might get a little bit messy cause of the milk, but if you can gulp it all down then you have nothing to worry about.
4. INSTANT RAMEN
The nostalgic college food. It is fast, its filling its delicious. Just watch out for those preservatives and you will be fine. Love your kidney’s my friend.
NO MESS COUNTER: 2 stars
Cooking this will require some effort and time. But if you are feeling a little bit fancy you can add some fresh eggs as well.
5. ICE CREAM
Sweet and cold like your past relationship. This treat is best enjoyed while going thru some break-ups and you started to torture yourself by watching tons of chick flick.
NO MESS COUNTER: 4 stars
Not really messy to eat but your tears are. (Drops mic)
6. POP CORN
The cinema staples. Slather that butter then you are good to go.
NO MESS COUNTER: 5 stars
Pop it in your mouth and you are done. The holy grail of couch potatoes in training.
7. ENERGY DRINK
Technically not food I know, but how can you possibly stay up until the wee hours of the morning? You got to grind you way to the top you know, and that series will not finish itself.
NO MESS COUNTER: 5 stars
Not messy. But your hospital bill will, if you abuse this stuff.
8. COOKIES/ BISCUITS
Sugar rush is needed after seeing that “YOU DIED” screen over, and over, and over, and over again. Some perking up is in order here.
NO MESS COUNTER: 5 stars
Very easy to consume, but may cause some mess if you decided to down it with some warm milk. Bonus points if the cookie is from grandma.
9. CHINESE TAKE OUT
We play, we binge, we get hungry. It is the natural order. Man cannot leave on snacks alone. A “proper meal” is in order.
NO MESS COUNTER: 1 star
It is messy but you need strength to smash those buttons.
10. WATER
Yes. I know, it is not food. But being dehydrated will help no one. And no Soda is not a very good alternative. Love your kidney’s my friend.
NO MESS COUNTER: 5 stars
Gulp and live to fight another day.
Gaming and binging while eating is fun yes but please do so in moderation to avoid trips to the ER. Move those spines and kick those heels after all a healthy body will be able to play longer, better and faster. Now get me back to my cholesterol rich diet while gulping this 6 liters of soda.
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